Sheila
You used to be so sweet
When you'd take my sheets
You'd throw them in the hamper
Say something witty and
Give me a clean set
Yet, we teased you
We put up signs out of your sight
How could we have felt your plight
When Alan actually expected you to
Give him a kiss
How were we to know that
It would come to this?
The Chicken has invaded your stationary
In every respect
I'm sorry for all of the neglect
Let's work together to put the Chicken to rest
Sheila as the "New Linen Lady" in 1989
Evidence of the new "twisted" adult Sheila